void showFacts() {
System.out.println("FACTS NOONE CARES ABOUT");
DYLAN HAD DINNER WITH THE SPICE GIRLS
DYLAN WANTS TO LIKE OLIVES BUT CAN’T
DYLAN ACTED IN A TOURING THEATRE GROUP
DYLAN GREW UP WITH TWO PARROTS
DYLAN ALMOST DIED OF PNEUMONIA
DYLAN WORKED AS A SAKE BARTENDER
DYLAN HAS A DAD WHO IS A CHEF
DYLAN WAS A PRO SKIMBOARDER
DYLAN GREW UP ACROSS THE STREET FROM A THEATRE
DYLAN LOVES EGGS BENEDICT
DYLAN ROAD TRIPPED ACROSS THE CONTINENT
DYLAN HAS A GRANDMA EVERYONE CALLS SQUIRREL
DYLAN SAILED THE CARIBBEAN
"viam inveniam"